So Darkness I Became...

blueandbluer:

nanner:

josephinas—bidened:

Well happy Friday to me.

I would like to donate to this cause.

paradisaic:

wanksclub:

me as hell

THIS GIRL IS LITERALLY ME

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

unclefather:

gf: Come over

me: i can’t i’m skiing

gf: I have dog treats

me: image

ignitionremix:

WHAT DO THESE BIRDS MAKE HAPPEN

ignitionremix:

WHAT DO THESE BIRDS MAKE HAPPEN

dedicated to my followers <3

image

In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water.

why are men so weird everywhere always (x)

i just imagined this and cannot stop loling

(via retconcorps)

'CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MASSIVE DONG SIR'   'THANK YOU SIR I INHERITED IT FROM MY PARENTS'   'TRULY AMAZING SIR'  
(via theinfinitejests)

Me and Tall-dude

buzzfeed:

I thought sexy pizza was the best Halloween costume this year, but I think Edgar Allen Ho may have just changed the game. 

buzzfeed:

I thought sexy pizza was the best Halloween costume this year, but I think Edgar Allen Ho may have just changed the game. 

queerpoc:

cleolinda:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad f**k” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

repede:

chrisisgross:

You have two options when you’re looking for an apartment in the French Quarter

I’ll take haunted, I don’t care, I’ll punch a ghost. I’ll punch ten ghosts. I’ll punch fifty ghosts. I’ll punch every single ghost in this country. I’ll punch every ghost in the world. And when I die, I’ll punch my own ghost.

cromwyll:

Game of Thrones Season 4 Bloopers [x]

cubbyzissou:

Gonna reblog this every Tuesday.

thelefthandedwife:

Basically what happened after I got my hair cut short for the first time

thelefthandedwife:

Basically what happened after I got my hair cut short for the first time