Tush, tush, tush, tush.
Well happy Friday to me.
I would like to donate to this cause.
"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in
gf: Come over
me: i can’t i’m skiing
gf: I have dog treats
WHAT DO THESE BIRDS MAKE HAPPEN
why are men so weird everywhere always (x)
i just imagined this and cannot stop loling
I thought sexy pizza was the best Halloween costume this year, but I think Edgar Allen Ho may have just changed the game.
apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad f**k” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.
You have two options when you’re looking for an apartment in the French Quarter
I’ll take haunted, I don’t care, I’ll punch a ghost. I’ll punch ten ghosts. I’ll punch fifty ghosts. I’ll punch every single ghost in this country. I’ll punch every ghost in the world. And when I die, I’ll punch my own ghost.
Gonna reblog this every Tuesday.
Basically what happened after I got my hair cut short for the first time